Ah. Near 1970s perfection. Gory, but not too gory. Pretty people, but not too pretty. Scary, but not too scary. Jaws rip-off, but not too plagiaristic. Government conspiracy, but not too conspiracy-ish.
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★★★.5 out of ★★★★★ SOMETHING. DOES. NOT. FEEL. RIGHT. We’ve all been there, right? A friend invites you to this super...
Get ready for some HOT TAKES. This is likely to make some of you guys mad, but you know what? These films are not as good as their reputations suggest.
You’d think dating Justin Bieber would be the scariest thing that there ever once was. Turns out, dating young Biebs […]
Good artists create. Great artist steal. No truer words could ever be spoken regarding the horror genre.
Has there ever been a good Bigfoot movie? Well…that’s debatable. But this one looks like it could really be contender....
★★★ out of ★★★★★
Sometimes, just sometimes, a quiet stay in a bucolic looney bin really helps one’s psyche.
Just save your pennies and you might get a new TV too. But beware, there might be something living inside...
★★★out of ★★★★★ Directed by William Girdler. In 2013 Steven Speilberg and some other guy named George Lucas stood in...
CAN’T. BE. DONE. That film is sacrosanct! It’s untouchable. It’s pure perfection and should never be subject to the sleazy...
“I’m So proud of my boys they never forget their mama.” Kinda says it all…doesn’t it. Happy Mother’s Day from...
★★.5 out of ★★★★★
Pazuzu? Seriously you can't come up with a scarier demon name?
Hurricanes! Florida wildlife gone wild! The blood and guts promise of Aja! Let's do this, Paramount!
Wow. Just wow. Haven’t seen this flic, but the posters is a whole bag of cool. I try not to...
Scary movie, scary film, and SUPER-scary soundtrack! Technically this is not a post about a poster, but more about the...
Run sister, run! Get out there! Pronto! According to the horror team at IMDB this fun little slab of celluloid...
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The class of 81 is going out in style and they're having the time of their life...
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You know what’s cool about 1980s horror films?
It’s WORLD CUP time. That means lots, and lots, and lots of football — and the UNDEAD! Haven’t seen this...
Holy crap! It’s here, it’s here, it’s here!!! Is it good? Will you see it? Will you take a date?...
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When a coach, teacher, parent, or peer says “...hey there, that was a really competent job.” Competent? Yeah. Competent. A really condescending term that points to the ultimate in back-handed compliments. It’s not bad, per se, but it ain’t great either. Enter The Last Exorcism. A really competent piece of filmmaking.
Suffice it to say there’s a lot to unpack here. There’s monsters! There’s blood! There’s blood monsters! There’s bat demons!...
★★★out of ★★★★★ Oh Lucio Fulci is there anything you can’t do? Between the hacking, the slashing, the stabbing, the cutting,...
★★.5 out of ★★★★★ Hmmm…this one’s a real puzzler. Playing with time, space, roles, and well, the fundamental tenets of horror. ...
Shame. Guilt. Dishonor. Dereliction. Sin. Or, maybe we were just busy that weekend.
Uh…not sure what’s going on here. Or, for that matter, what the exact translation of Tanz Der Damonen is, but…this...
Can music make a film? Break a film? Raise the hairs on the back of your head? You bet your bottom dollar!
In a nice little bit of yet-to-be-witnessed self-promotion, THE Jamie Lee Curtis declares the new Halloween film to be “Hella...
I have no idea what’s going on with this bag of crazy…other than the fact that it’s…crazy! Check out tons...