That’s right! It’s a face-hugger turkey! The Cthurkey craze has inspired folks to come up with some pretty dreadful Thanksgiving feast options, including this here monstrosity. Make sure to drain this of acid blood before Serving. These images may make you want to think twice before cutting into the celebratory roast this year.
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Happy Halloween from The Scariest Things!
It’s our favorite time of the year! Everybody have a safe (but scary) Halloween out there! TST suggests this is when you make your scary movie commitments and resolutions. Settle in for the evening waiting for the trick or treaters, and put on a spooky flick. You deserve it! The best time to map out a solid schedule of horror movies is when you are completely addled with sugar.
Horror Tourism: The Blair Witch Experience
Welcome to Burkittsville! I hope you brought a map with you, because the 20th Anniversary of the film is upon us, and The Blair Witch Experience will let you retrace the steps of Heather, Mike, and Josh. Hopefully, you’ll come back from the experience alive.
Creepy Stuff: Unsettling Toys
Do you have a toy that is staring at you from the corner of your bedroom, and you just can’t handle it anymore? Well, Unsettling Toys is here to help you out.
The Scariest Things Podcast Extra: The Portland Horror Film Festival 2019
MICK GARRIS, WORLD PREMIERES, AND MONSTERS APLENTY AT PORTLAND HORROR FILM FESTIVAL™ JUNE 5th-8th
Scariest Things Podcast Wizard World Video Recap!
Hey! Did we meet you at this year’s Wizard World in Portland, Oregon? Yes? Well, then good to see you again. If we didn’t meet you at Wizard World you can still check out the fun, fearsome, and freaky times that were had by all in this short video recap by the hyper-talented Matt Howl!
Noted Horror Film Journalist Joseph Perry is joining TST!
Now we’re getting professional! No more of this charlatan crap! Queue the dubstep soundtrack. (Bwaaaa bwaaa bwaa BWWAAAAA)
The Scariest Things at Wizard World Recap!
Wow! Did we have some fun at Wizard World this year or what? Big takeaway? We made a lot of new friends!
Scariest Things News: Wizard World Portland Update!
Our big public event approaches, and there’s lots of cool news announcements surrounding it. Two days and counting until the fun begins. Check out what new news we’ve got!
The Scariest Things and Wiz World are Teaming up!
Come see the Scariest Things LIVE at Wizard World Portland from February 22-24!
Scariest Tourism: Seattle’s MoPOP
In the bowels of one of the more remarkable structures in the PNW is a little permanent exhibit featuring some of the most remarkable artifacts from horror films.
The Scariest Things Podcast Episode L: A One Year Retrospective
One year in the books, and it’s time to reflect upon our experience as Podcasters and Writers!
The Scariest Things 2019 Thingy Award Nominations
The year’s best from the horror genre, The Scariest Things present to you the inaugural 2019 Thingy Awards!
The Scariest Things Patreon Campaign!
Be part of the Scariest Things Family, and become a Patreon supporter. We can be horror buddies!
The Scariest Things is Upping our Podcast Audio Game!
No more strange distortions and echoes! No more Eric sounding like he’s in another room! A new audio experience for the Scariest Things is coming soon to a streaming device near you.
Happy Cthanksgiving, Scariest Readers!
Even the Elder Gods like mashed potatoes.
The Scariest 100,000 Views Ever!
What? Are you kidding? We’ve hit 100,000 views, and there’s still two months to go in the year? That’s amazing!
Audio Update: Podcast Episode XXXIX has been re-recorded.
Whoops! We had a bad recording, and now we’ve got to make it up for you. Start the Rocky training montage!
Coming Soon: The Scariest Things Top 100 Horror Films of ALL TIME!
It’s finally happening. We’re getting our master recommendation list together for YOU, the horror movie-loving audience.
Bollywood and Middle Eastern Horror?
Welcome aboard all our new visitors from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal and Myanmar! (Wow… Myanmar?) The Scariest Things would like to know if there’s anything good and scary from your region.