In a nice little bit of yet-to-be-witnessed self-promotion, THE Jamie Lee Curtis declares the new Halloween film to be “Hella...
Uh…not sure what’s going on here. Or, for that matter, what the exact translation of Tanz Der Damonen is, but…this...
“I’m So proud of my boys they never forget their mama.” Kinda says it all…doesn’t it. Happy Mother’s Day from...
CAN’T. BE. DONE. That film is sacrosanct! It’s untouchable. It’s pure perfection and should never be subject to the sleazy...
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A Brooding and beautiful, if fairly straightforward modern Irish horror folktale.
★★★ out of ★★★★★
Sometimes, just sometimes, a quiet stay in a bucolic looney bin really helps one’s psyche.
Has there ever been a good Bigfoot movie? Well…that’s debatable. But this one looks like it could really be contender....
★★★ out of ★★★★★
The Scariest Things got to check out the World Premiere of this Northwest myth put to film at the Portland Horror Film Festival!
You’d think dating Justin Bieber would be the scariest thing that there ever once was. Turns out, dating young Biebs […]
Get ready for some HOT TAKES. This is likely to make some of you guys mad, but you know what? These films are not as good as their reputations suggest.
★★★★.5 out of ★★★★★ Directed by Joko Anwar Why is it that so many contemporary films are pining for the days of...
Seems simple enough. Just shut your eyes…and scream. According to the brain trust over at IMDB this little chiller was...
★out of ★★★★★ It’s rather rare that I, or for that matter, any reviewer starts a review with “…don’t watch this...
Hey 2018! Nice job. Really. You did pretty well. Or rather you really blew it on a lot of fronts,...
★★★ out of ★★★★★ Written by Charles Band and directed by David Schmoeller There’s some things in life that you...
Can music make a film? Break a film? Raise the hairs on the back of your head? You bet your bottom dollar!
Shame. Guilt. Dishonor. Dereliction. Sin. Or, maybe we were just busy that weekend.
★★.5 out of ★★★★★ Hmmm…this one’s a real puzzler. Playing with time, space, roles, and well, the fundamental tenets of horror. ...
Suffice it to say there’s a lot to unpack here. There’s monsters! There’s blood! There’s blood monsters! There’s bat demons!...
★★★out of ★★★★★
When a coach, teacher, parent, or peer says “...hey there, that was a really competent job.” Competent? Yeah. Competent. A really condescending term that points to the ultimate in back-handed compliments. It’s not bad, per se, but it ain’t great either. Enter The Last Exorcism. A really competent piece of filmmaking.
Holy crap! It’s here, it’s here, it’s here!!! Is it good? Will you see it? Will you take a date?...
It’s WORLD CUP time. That means lots, and lots, and lots of football — and the UNDEAD! Haven’t seen this...
★★★ out of ★★★★★
You know what’s cool about 1980s horror films?
Run sister, run! Get out there! Pronto! According to the horror team at IMDB this fun little slab of celluloid...
Haxan’s younger brother came to life in 1970! Complete with orgies of a secret sect of evil; sensual ecstasies of...
★★★★out of ★★★★★
Pure brilliance. Elegant simplicity. Well if Regency pictures came to me and asked me for a pull-quote blurb, that’s what I’d say. Because it’s true.
★★ out of ★★★★★ It’s weird to think that the year 1986 is considered to be a throwback, or alternatively...
When good art goes bad? When bad artists attack good artists? When good artists attack bad critics? Who knows? All...
Well you knew it was a matter of time before Hollywood ran out of ideas. Or, maybe, just maybe, it’s...