★★.5 out of ★★★★★ It should come as no surprise, but technology’s bad. It’s, well, surprising how many times we...
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★out of ★★★★★ It’s rather rare that I, or for that matter, any reviewer starts a review with “…don’t watch this...
What is that?!?! Is this sort of like when your local superstore starts putting out Halloween decorations in June? Sure....
You’d think dating Justin Bieber would be the scariest thing that there ever once was. Turns out, dating young Biebs […]
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You know what’s cool about 1980s horror films?
Good artists create. Great artist steal. No truer words could ever be spoken regarding the horror genre.
It’s WORLD CUP time. That means lots, and lots, and lots of football — and the UNDEAD! Haven’t seen this...
The movie that could not be re-made... has been re-made. Good pedigree. But a very daunting task for Luca Guadagnino and cast.
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When a coach, teacher, parent, or peer says “...hey there, that was a really competent job.” Competent? Yeah. Competent. A really condescending term that points to the ultimate in back-handed compliments. It’s not bad, per se, but it ain’t great either. Enter The Last Exorcism. A really competent piece of filmmaking.
★★★out of ★★★★★ Directed by William Girdler. In 2013 Steven Speilberg and some other guy named George Lucas stood in...
CAN’T. BE. DONE. That film is sacrosanct! It’s untouchable. It’s pure perfection and should never be subject to the sleazy...
Hot damn! This one’s a winner. Peter Cushing + Skulls + the Marquis De Sade = a perfect pile of...
“I’m So proud of my boys they never forget their mama.” Kinda says it all…doesn’t it. Happy Mother’s Day from...
Calling Mike Campbell! Director Luca Guadagnino (Call Me By Your Name) is doing a grotesque and gnarly update to the 1977 Dario Argento Classic, featuring Dakota Johnson and Tilda Swinton.
In the ultimate subject question we try to get at the idea can, does, and will go too far. Or does it?
★★★ out of ★★★★★ When your film’s foundation is ensconced in werewolves, witches, ghosts, lots of present day political allegory,...
50,000 years of death stalks the subways!!! Wow. Kung Fu! Blaxspoitation! Monsters! Subways! Gritty NYC! Exclamation Points!!! This deceivingly simple...
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The Scariest Things got to check out the World Premiere of this Northwest myth put to film at the Portland Horror Film Festival!
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Stark, Smart, and Moody clockwork horror that contemplates fate and predictive behavior.
Holy crap! It’s here, it’s here, it’s here!!! Is it good? Will you see it? Will you take a date?...
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Sometimes, just sometimes, a quiet stay in a bucolic looney bin really helps one’s psyche.
Just save your pennies and you might get a new TV too. But beware, there might be something living inside...
★★★out of ★★★★★ Oh Lucio Fulci is there anything you can’t do? Between the hacking, the slashing, the stabbing, the cutting,...
★★.5 out of ★★★★★ Hmmm…this one’s a real puzzler. Playing with time, space, roles, and well, the fundamental tenets of horror. ...
Get in that way back machine. No not that one. That way, way, way back machine. Because we're going back in time before mankind knew of color or sound.
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Pazuzu? Seriously you can't come up with a scarier demon name?
Scary movie, scary film, and SUPER-scary soundtrack! Technically this is not a post about a poster, but more about the...
Is is horror? Is it sci-fi? Is it horror-sci-fi? Does it have space aliens? Are those furry little space aliens scary?