50,000 years of death stalks the subways!!! 

Wow.  Kung Fu!  Blaxspoitation!  Monsters!  Subways!  Gritty NYC!  Exclamation Points!!! This deceivingly simple poster’s got it all.  According to the homies at IMDB, the Devil’s Express, AKA Gang Wars, is about a “…tough black martial artist cop takes on warring street gangs and an evil demon that haunts the New York City subways.”

Not convinced?  Did we mention that it features a certain actor named WAR HAWK TANZANIA?  We’re going to go out on a limb here and say that ‘s the greatest name EVER!