★★★★ 1/2 out of ★★★★★ Vampires have been around for a long time (read: possibly forever?) and their story has been told in a weirdly limitless number of ways. Sexy vampires. Gory vampires. Child vampires. Deaf vampires. Suffice it to say, the votes are in and humanity LOVES its vampires!
★★★.5 out of ★★★★★
You’ve seen the VHS tape. You’ve seen the poster. Hell, you’ve probably even seen the trailer for this 1980s slice of brilliance, BUT have you actually seen the movie?
★★.5 out of ★★★★★ Christopher George fights grizzly bears (Grizzly). He fights masked killers (Graduation Day). He fights a jigsaw killer […]
Run sister, run! Get out there! Pronto! According to the horror team at IMDB this fun little slab of celluloid […]
★★out of ★★★★★
The class of 81 is going out in style and they’re having the time of their life…
50,000 years of death stalks the subways!!! Wow. Kung Fu! Blaxspoitation! Monsters! Subways! Gritty NYC! Exclamation Points!!! This deceivingly simple […]
Suffice it to say there’s a lot to unpack here. There’s monsters! There’s blood! There’s blood monsters! There’s bat demons! […]
Hot damn! This one’s a winner. Peter Cushing + Skulls + the Marquis De Sade = a perfect pile of […]
“I’m So proud of my boys they never forget their mama.” Kinda says it all…doesn’t it. Happy Mother’s Day from […]
★★ out of ★★★★★
Pazuzu? Seriously you can’t come up with a scarier demon name?
Uh…not sure what’s going on here. Or, for that matter, what the exact translation of Tanz Der Damonen is, but…this […]
Wow. Just wow. Haven’t seen this flic, but the posters is a whole bag of cool. I try not to […]
Scary movie, scary film, and SUPER-scary soundtrack! Technically this is not a post about a poster, but more about the […]
Is is horror? Is it sci-fi? Is it horror-sci-fi? Does it have space aliens? Are those furry little space aliens scary?
That’s OK…I’m not a huge fan of shish kebab.
★★.5 out of ★★★★★
The Worms Are Waiting!
Dear god…where do these people come from? More importantly, who makes this stuff up? Some of the grizzliest, nastiest, most […]
ids. Tweens. Teens. Neighbors. Co-workers. Scaredy cats. Squeamish about horror and don’t know where to start? Want to fully indoctrinate your kids in to the unforgiving world of horror? Need something to chat about around the workplace water-cooler — besides Stormy Daniels?
★★ out of ★★★★★ Ok…here’s the deal, this movie a) doesn’t really involve a monster, and b) isn’t filmed at Crater […]
Sometimes, you have to love a horror movie, warts and all.
Happy Valentine’s Day from 1981!
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ A VHS box really is worth a thousand words… Sometimes a picture’s worth a thousand words, sometimes […]
★★★★out of ★★★★★
Uh…are you sure you want me to crawl in the oven, Grandma?
What’s scarier than scary? People, things, and unnatural beings that KILL! Join us for Episode IX where we look at […]
Scary films we are looking forward to in 2018…and you should be too! https://media.blubrry.com/scariest_things/p/scariesthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/scariest-things-8.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: […]
I warned you not to go out tonight!
★★★ out of ★★★★★ Supernatural doo wop revenge — telekinesis style! Thirty years after her accidental death at her 1957 senior […]
The ultimate experience in grueling terror!!!
Evil! Creepy! Terrifying! Retro! Pure perfection! 😈😈😈
Zombie: A corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, especially in certain African and Caribbean religions. synonyms: living dead, undead, […]
