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By day, Eric is a mild-mannered Architect, bringing great buildings to the good boys and girls of his hometown of Portland, Oregon. By night, he is a disreputable podcaster looking to promote the best and worst of horror movies!
In the bowels of one of the more remarkable structures in the PNW is a little permanent exhibit featuring some of the most remarkable artifacts from horror films.
One year in the books, and it's time to reflect upon our experience as Podcasters and Writers!
The year's best from the horror genre, The Scariest Things present to you the inaugural 2019 Thingy Awards!
Is there anything this year that reaches Get Out level Oscar Worthiness? TST handicaps the Oscar Odds.
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★★★ out of ★★★★★
Here's your first major Horror release of 2019, Escape Room: a tricky, well-paced dungeon crawl of a film, and guess what? It's pretty good.
No more strange distortions and echoes! No more Eric sounding like he's in another room! A new audio experience for the Scariest Things is coming soon to a streaming device near you.
A Haunted Big-Box furniture retail outlet, some assembly required.
An absolutely brutal looking movie to "look forward to" in 2019. The big takeaway: If you are a crime scene cleaner, make sure the criminal has been caught before you start your work.
Pure horror comedy gold! Delightfully silly, and soaked in blood. One of the highlights of the horror film circuit from 2018.
Netflix rolls out its Sandra Bullock starring apocalyptic feature Bird Box this week, where what you see most definitely can hurt you.
We've put a wrap on 2018, now it's time to look forward to 2019! Let's hope we (Mike) are better prognosticators of what good movies are coming up.
★★★ 1/2 out of ★★★★★
So. Much. Blood. Seriously copious amounts of the red liquid of life gets spilled in this beautifully shot and straightforward thriller.
You've probably heard me sing the praises of this Darren Lynn Bousman nunsploitation film, and there is finally a trailer to show you!
This was a tremendous year for horror in the theaters, and further proof that yes, we are in a golden age. Here are Eric Li's top 10 feature and short horror films of 2018.
Horror films are ripe with characters that you just want to die horribly in the movie. Mike and Eric discuss some of Horror's most despicable characters.
A slick take on the Escape Room craze that makes the puzzles lethal and personal. Escape Room Arrives theatrically on January 3.
The pressures of college Greek pledging comes to a terrifying twist in the first big horror movie of 2019.
Oats Studios brings you wacky and disturbing horror comedy takes on those awful 80's infomercials.
C'mon, BRING IT! It's a monster rumble, and I want to be there!
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
A landmark LGBT horror/thriller film, wherein the relationship is both necessary and coincidental to the story.
Maybe Lex Luthor was right... an upcoming movie from producer Peter Gunn is coming that asks what if "Superman" was monstrous.
★★★ out of ★★★★★
Plucky young teenage boys suspect a local cop of being a serial killer in this 80's throwback thriller. Sound familiar?
So this is what Neil Blomkamp has been up to! A Spectacular vision of what is to come for the horror short film medium.
The Scariest Things normally doesn't post YouTube funny animal videos... but c'mon! Khaleesi is so awesome! She's a fan like you and me, barking warnings at the characters on screen.
A 2018 Horror Movie Retrospective! Blockbusters. Indies. Short Films. And we saw a whole bunch of em. Mike and Eric break down their fearsome foursome for 2018.
★★★★ 1/2 out of ★★★★★
This is the Unicorn of International horror movies: The Great Bollywood horror film.
Restart that deadly causality loop! The Happy Death Day 2U trailer has been released. Rinse and repeat!
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Intensity: 🩸🩸 for light body horror and paranoia
There are elements of a great survival horror tale here, but the end product is inconsistent in this half-thawed stew of madness and isolation.