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By day, Eric is a mild-mannered Architect, bringing great buildings to the good boys and girls of his hometown of Portland, Oregon. By night, he is a disreputable podcaster looking to promote the best and worst of horror movies!

Eric’s TV Review: Swamp Thing (2019)

★★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ DC Universe ups the horror ante with Swamp Thing, a smart, brutal, and completely engaging tale that is both complex and comprehensible. Beautiful, and savage. Worth the price of subscription for sure. Too bad it's only going to be one season!
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Eric’s Review: Godzilla King of the Monsters (2019)

★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ if you like Kaiju vs. Kaiju battles. ★1/2 out of ★★★★★ if you don't It's rock-em-sock-em Kaiju in Godzilla's return to the western screens. The monster-on-monster action is gorgeous and frenetic, and the humans are superfluous. This is Toho-style stompy monsters with a big Hollywood budget.
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Creepy Stuff: Unsettling Toys

Do you have a toy that is staring at you from the corner of your bedroom, and you just can't handle it anymore? Well, Unsettling Toys is here to help you out.
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Eric’s Review: Nightmare Cinema (2019)

★★★1/2 Out of ★★★★★ Nightmare Cinema is an anthology horror feature, with some of the biggest names in the genre directing a series of grisly short films, and uses an abandoned cinema as the connecting thread. As with most anthologies, it's a bit of a mixed bag in quality and style.
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Depraved (2019) Review

★★★★1/2 Out of ★★★★★ Depraved is a modern retelling of Frankenstein and manages to preserve all the empathy of the source material while making a more sophisticated and nuanced take on the classic tale.
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Eric’s Review: Stay Out Stay Alive (2019)

★★★ out of ★★★★★ Digital effects wizard Deane Yurke takes a seat in the director's chair for his first feature, Stay Out, Stay Alive, a cautionary tale of greed unchecked as five young campers fall prey to the lure of a haunted gold mine.
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Eric’s Review: Satanic Panic (2019)

★★★★ out of ★★★★★ FANGORIA continues its reputation for bringing fun, low-budget elevated B-movie fare. Their new feature, Satanic Panic, has a look and production quality that belies its minuscule budget, and stars charismatic newcomer Haley Griffith.
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Come to Daddy (2019) Review

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Come To Daddy is a movie with two lives. The first half is a taught father-son dysfunctional family character piece, and the second is a hyper violent fight for survival, featuring Elijah Wood.

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Eric’s Review: Head Count (2018)

★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ A remarkable debut feature film that expands on a familiar curse, and continues to tweak and adjust the theme as the plot unfurls.
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Eric’s Review: Extra Ordinary (2019)

★★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ A near pitch-perfect possession horror comedy from Ireland, featuring one of the most endearing and unlikely horror heroines in recent memory.
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Eric’s Review: American Mary (2012)

★★★★ out of ★★★★★ Brazen, wicked, and nasty, the medical-revenge flick American Mary takes a med student down a very dark career path as a chop-shop extreme make-over doc.
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Trailer Alert: Ma

Finally, a leading lady role for Octavia Spencer, as she gets to play a flamboyant teenager killer! Ten bucks says that this is going to be a lot of fun.
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Mother’s Day Horror!

Happy Mother's Day! Let this poster be a message to you, don't forget to call your mom! (Or Else) Here are ten of our favorite horror movie moms, for good or EVIL!
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Trailer Alert: It: Chapter 2

Probably the most anticipated horror movie of 2019 has its first reveal in the just-released teaser trailer for It Chapter 2, an extended clip featuring Jessica Chastain's adult Beverly Marsh. It's time to revisit Pennywise, and all those awful things in Derry.
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The Cleanse (2016) Review

★★★ out of ★★★★★ What would happen if you barfed out your inner demons, and they came to life? Good news! The Cleanse will answer that very strange question for you.
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Eric’s Review: I Saw the Devil (2010)

★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ Interlocking circles of revenge is the background of this brutal 2010 special agent vs. serial killer film. By the end of the movie, you are rooting for everyone to lose. (And yet, it's still a pretty good movie.)
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