★★★★ out of ★★★★★
No not THAT Frozen! A surprisingly solid under-the-radar survival horror piece, that has plausibility plastered all over it.

★★★★ out of ★★★★★
No not THAT Frozen! A surprisingly solid under-the-radar survival horror piece, that has plausibility plastered all over it.
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Don Quixote meets Jack and the Beanstalk meets Calvin and Hobbes in this poignant gateway dark fantasy film.
Horror from India! And another Blumhouse production! Those guys are everywhere.
1/2 out of ★★★★★
Beware the “mockbuster”: landmine of the cinematic landscape.
SPOILER ALERT! The following post will disclose a number of critical MOMENTS of the first six months of this epic year so far in the genre.
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
It’s everything I hate about dead pretty teenager movies… and yet… there’s still a kernel of something watchable about this annoying but twisty film.
Get your Geiger counter out, and ready that rad suit, as The Scariest Things talks about the Matinee era of Horror, the second great era for genre films!
★★★ out of ★★★★★
Sure, it’s dumb, but it’s a fun dumb.
★ out of ★★★★★ (but still kind of awesome)
A foam latex tiki tree monstrosity does its best Gumby impression in this awesomely bad classic from the Matinee Era of Horror.
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Artful, well shot, nerve-wracking, and truly horrific.
Have a super-scary 4th of July!
It’s a few weeks late, but the Scariest Things crew were inspired by Father’s Day to examine the best dads in horror. As a bonus, you get to hear Eric do some terrible impressions!
You’d think dating Justin Bieber would be the scariest thing that there ever once was. Turns out, dating young Biebs […]
50,000 years of death stalks the subways!!! Wow. Kung Fu! Blaxspoitation! Monsters! Subways! Gritty NYC! Exclamation Points!!! This deceivingly simple […]
A powerhouse production team puts their weight behind a new horror helmswoman.
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A sly 80’s slasher homage, where tropes collide: Punks on the Run + The Cabin in the Woods.
Stephen King is everywhere! It’s the 90s all over again!
It gives a whole new meaning to bloodsucker! Laugh out loud funny, and in really questionable taste…
The low-budget video nasty is getting an upgrade! Barbara Crampton announced, and Cinestate has confirmed, that they are in production […]
Producer Amanda Presmyk of Cinestate called in to chat with The Scariest Things about their movie Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich, and to discuss the studio and its new brand FANGORIA!
You’ve been Warned!
We have a very special guest! A very twisted and brilliant one at that. Emerging director Marc Martinez Jordán is here to break down his bloody debut shocker: FRAMED.
Oh, so *that’s* how they’re gonna do it!
Monsters, monsters, monsters!
Ain’t no horror festival like to the Portland Horror Festival — cuz the Portland Horror Festival don’t stop! This one […]
★★★ out of ★★★★★
It’s not a real séance until someone gets possessed.
★★★★ of ★★★★★
What the hell did I just watch?
An 11 minute peek into Can Evrenol’s version of Hell.
★★★ out of ★★★★★
You know what’s cool about 1980s horror films?
★★★★ of ★★★★★
It’s all fun and games until when someone dies.