★★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Oscar Worthy! (C’mon Hollywood… pick this one.)
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By day, Eric is a mild-mannered Architect, bringing great buildings to the good boys and girls of his hometown of Portland, Oregon. By night, he is a disreputable podcaster looking to promote the best and worst of horror movies!
Movie Posters We Love: THEM!
Run for your lives! Giant Ants! AAAAIIIEEEE!
Movie Posters We Love: Suspiria
A Fantastic Rendition of the Psychedelic Horror Classic
Movie Posters We Love: Cat People (1942)
Tagline says it all: Lovely Woman… Giant Killer Cat… The Same “Person”! It’s Super Sensational!
Eric’s Review: Don’t Breathe
★★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Pure claustrophobia and the most horrifying turkey baster of all time.
Movie Posters We Love: The Howling
The Scratchiest Movie Poster Ever
Movie Posters We Love: Sinister
A modern classic. Highly evocative and graphically stunning.
Movie Posters We Love: Creature from The Black Lagoon
One of the best movie posters EVER!
Eric’s Top 10 Zombie Movies
Prioritizing the shambling masses!
Spoiler Alert! Read this after you listen to The Scariest Things Podcast Episode V.
Eric’s Review: It Stains the Sands Red (2016)
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
A scenic one-on-one slow pursuit zombie film in the Mojave Desert.
Horror Movie News: Truth or Dare Trailer
Having fun with facial distortion phone applications.
Horror Movie News: The Winchester Opens on February 2
The Ultimate Haunted House Comes to the Big Screen
Eric’s Review: Happy Death Day (2017)
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Rinse and Repeat, with a Little Dying in Between.
Eric’s Review: Colossal (2016)
★★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A drunken, stumbling Kaiju-as-avatar parable. Goofy, and bittersweet.
Horror Movie News: Mom and Dad Comes Out Tomorrow
Let the wild rumpus begin!
Horror Movie News: A Quiet Place Trailer
Shhhhh! Be vewy vewy quiet…
Eric’s Review: XX (2017)
★★★1/2 Out of ★★★★★
Four uniquely female takes on horror.
Eric’s Review: The Belko Experiment (2017)
★★ out of ★★★★★
A pointlessly violent movie about pointless violence in the office.
Horror TV News: The Terror is Coming to AMC!
AMC’s Miniseries of a British Arctic Exploration that Goes Horribly Wrong
Horror Movie News: The Bride of Frankenstein appears to be back on track!
It’s Alive! It’s Aliiiiiive! IT’S ALIIIIIIIVE!!! (Probably)
Horror Movie News: New Mutants Film Pushed Back to Make it Scarier
The eagerly anticipated superhero-horror movie blend New Mutants, which was due to be released in April of this year is […]
Eric’s Review: Blair Witch (2016)
★★ 1/2 Out of ★★★★★
The subtle terror of the original is replaced with jump scares.
Eric’s Review: Mayhem (2017)
★★★ 1/2 out of ★★★★★
A hyperviolent office revenge fantasy with a different kind of leading man.
Eric’s Top 10 Horror Movie Moments
I think the reasons why horror movies have had such an impact on me is that the individual moments of […]
Eric’s Review: Zombeavers (2014)
★ (or ★★★ if you’re drunk) out of ★★★★★
It’s as about as dumb as you’d expect.
Eric’s Review: The Void (2017)
★★★ out of ★★★★★
A Gory Throwback to 1980’s Horror
Eric’s Review: It (2017)
★★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
The Big One.
Eric’s Review: Train to Busan (2016)
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
A Korean zombie rollercoaster! How fun is that?
Eric’s Review: A Dark Song (2017)
★★★ 1/2 out of ★★★★★
The slowest of slow-burn horror… and yet creepily effective.
Eric’s Review: The Lure (2017)
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A strange and wicked modern fairy tale that almost gets it right.