A Haunted Big-Box furniture retail outlet, some assembly required.

A Haunted Big-Box furniture retail outlet, some assembly required.
An absolutely brutal looking movie to “look forward to” in 2019. The big takeaway: If you are a crime scene cleaner, make sure the criminal has been caught before you start your work.
Pure horror comedy gold! Delightfully silly, and soaked in blood. One of the highlights of the horror film circuit from 2018.
Netflix rolls out its Sandra Bullock starring apocalyptic feature Bird Box this week, where what you see most definitely can hurt you.
We’ve put a wrap on 2018, now it’s time to look forward to 2019! Let’s hope we (Mike) are better prognosticators of what good movies are coming up.
★★★ 1/2 out of ★★★★★
So. Much. Blood. Seriously copious amounts of the red liquid of life gets spilled in this beautifully shot and straightforward thriller.
You’ve probably heard me sing the praises of this Darren Lynn Bousman nunsploitation film, and there is finally a trailer to show you!
This was a tremendous year for horror in the theaters, and further proof that yes, we are in a golden age. Here are Eric Li’s top 10 feature and short horror films of 2018.
Horror films are ripe with characters that you just want to die horribly in the movie. Mike and Eric discuss some of Horror’s most despicable characters.
A slick take on the Escape Room craze that makes the puzzles lethal and personal. Escape Room Arrives theatrically on January 3.
The pressures of college Greek pledging comes to a terrifying twist in the first big horror movie of 2019.
Oats Studios brings you wacky and disturbing horror comedy takes on those awful 80’s infomercials.
C’mon, BRING IT! It’s a monster rumble, and I want to be there!
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
A landmark LGBT horror/thriller film, wherein the relationship is both necessary and coincidental to the story.
Maybe Lex Luthor was right… an upcoming movie from producer Peter Gunn is coming that asks what if “Superman” was monstrous.
★★★ out of ★★★★★
Plucky young teenage boys suspect a local cop of being a serial killer in this 80’s throwback thriller. Sound familiar?
So this is what Neil Blomkamp has been up to! A Spectacular vision of what is to come for the horror short film medium.
The Scariest Things normally doesn’t post YouTube funny animal videos… but c’mon! Khaleesi is so awesome! She’s a fan like you and me, barking warnings at the characters on screen.
A 2018 Horror Movie Retrospective! Blockbusters. Indies. Short Films. And we saw a whole bunch of em. Mike and Eric break down their fearsome foursome for 2018.
★★★★ 1/2 out of ★★★★★
This is the Unicorn of International horror movies: The Great Bollywood horror film.
Restart that deadly causality loop! The Happy Death Day 2U trailer has been released. Rinse and repeat!
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
There are elements of a great survival horror tale here, but the end product is inconsistent in this half-thawed stew of madness and isolation.
The Dollmaker is a brilliant little Faustian dark fantasy tale, that cautions against the treachery of desperation and wish fulfillment. If you enjoy the themes in Pet Sematary, this will be right up your alley!
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A sad and bleak little independent coming-of-age story of a would-be little urban vampire, whose pushes back against his miserable life in the New York ghetto in a very strange and sociopathic way.
Some movies are so odd that they’ve only been done once, and are not at risk of being remade. Here are some of the best oddball horror movies we’ve seen, in Episode 46 of The Scariest Things Podcast!
Eric and Mike have seen so many good horror movies that we figured we would recap some of our favorite films we’ve seen this year… but not from this year, if that makes sense.
Looking to get someone a fun horror-themed gift for Christmas? It’s a golden age of both horror and board games, why not mix the two?
So, do you like the idea of cannibal farmers? The Scariest Things’ most viewed movie review now has been released on streaming media!
In an era where judging a movie by its box cover meant a whole bunch, these VHS box covers certainly caught your attention.
Tropes are the backbone of the horror genre. The familiarity with the cliches, types, and recognizable story elements provide knowing winks. We talk about our favorites in Episode 44!