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Joseph reviews pregnancy horror film CLOCK, which premiered at Overlook and heads to Hulu on April 28, 2023.
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You either love the Cenobites or you don’t. You’re either interested in freaky BDSM emo-demons or you’re not. You either like non-linear otherworldly sci-fi based horror or it holds little interest to you. It’s possible there’s a third category — indifference — and that’s probably where I fall on the Hellraiser spectrum.
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Intensity 🩸🩸🩸for gory action violence
Prey is a remarkable refresh of the old Predator franchise. For my money, this is the best action horror movie since The Descent, the best horror western since Ravenous, and could arguably be better than the original Predator. The movie has the best protagonist yet (Including Dutch), and the monster is better than ever. The movie is a transportive adventure, and who would have thought that this previously moribund series could find such fresh legs?
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The dating scene is a real meat market in Fresh.
★★★★ out of ★★★★★ “If you go in to the woods go with an open mind.” Famed Bigfoot videographer, Bob Gimlin.
It's the most wonderful time of the year...year end list time!
Mary Laws is bringing more monsters to your TV screen.
JJ Abrams and Stephen King are taking us on a trip to visit King's favorite Haunt!
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Part thriller, part mystery, part horror, and all metaphor! No Exit is a pretty fun thrill ride that never gets too gory, grimy, or grody. Just a little bit of each, but not too much of any.
Greater Delights Await... Hellraiser has been rebooted. And it looks really good!
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Hulu takes on an 80's ax murder in its new original series Candy.
Oh, Hollywood and your ever-clever marketing minions. You really had us at "...contemporary take on the classic horror film Rosemary’s Baby." That just makes our hardened horror heart go pitter-patter.
★★★ out of ★★★★★ Directed by Aneesh Chaganty Run is the story of a mother named Diane (Sarah Paulson) who...
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Blood, guts and a lot of heart, Little Monsters may be the sweetest horror comedy you'll ever see!
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Blumhouse's first female director hits it out of the park.