Ah. Near 1970s perfection.  Gory, but not too gory.  Pretty people, but not too pretty.  Scary, but not too scary. Jaws rip-off, but not too plagiaristic. Government conspiracy, but not too conspiracy-ish. 
★★★★ out of ★★★★★ No not THAT Frozen!  A surprisingly solid under-the-radar survival horror piece, that has plausibility plastered all over it.  
★★★★ out of ★★★★★

Intensity: 🩸 out of 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

Don Quixote meets Jack and the Beanstalk meets Calvin and Hobbes in this poignant gateway dark fantasy film.

 ★★1/2  out of ★★★★★  It's everything I hate about dead pretty teenager movies... and yet... there's still a kernel of something watchable about this annoying but twisty film.
★★★★ out of ★★★★★ A toe-curling and stomach-churning parable about the addictive power of viral media.  Soon to be showing at the Buried Alive Film Festival in Atlanta, on November 17!
★★★ out of ★★★★★ The Scariest Things got to check out the World Premiere of this Northwest myth put to film at the Portland Horror Film Festival!

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