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An entertaining and convincing, but conventional space horror outing.
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Crafting one of Stephen King's #1 Best Sellers into a gritty tale of survival.
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Stunning visuals can't overcome Ridley Scott's sloppy narrative in the latest Alien franchise movie.
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A strange and wicked modern fairy tale that almost gets it right.
★★★ 1/2 out of ★★★★★
The slowest of slow-burn horror... and yet creepily effective.
★★ out of ★★★★★ When a little boy sleeps, his dreams… and his nightmares, come to life. Despite the simple...
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
A Korean zombie rollercoaster! How fun is that?
★ (or ★★★ if you're drunk) out of ★★★★★
It's as about as dumb as you'd expect.
★ out of ★★★★★
The Creeper is back and way less scary than ever!
★★★ 1/2 out of ★★★★★
A hyperviolent office revenge fantasy with a different kind of leading man.
★★ 1/2 Out of ★★★★★
The subtle terror of the original is replaced with jump scares.
★★ out of ★★★★★
A pointlessly violent movie about pointless violence in the office.
★★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A drunken, stumbling Kaiju-as-avatar parable. Goofy, and bittersweet.
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Rinse and Repeat, with a Little Dying in Between.
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
A scenic one-on-one slow pursuit zombie film in the Mojave Desert.
★★★ out of ★★★★★ A little of the old chomp, chomp, chomp… Gratuituous. GRA-TU-I-TOUS! In all of its campy glory that’s Piranha. ...
★ out of ★★★★★ Really? The most boring jump scare ever? Good premise plus good actor does not equate to good...
★★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Pure claustrophobia and the most horrifying turkey baster of all time.
★★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Oscar Worthy! (C'mon Hollywood... pick this one.)
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Efficiency in Horror Craft, The Monster is a compact story that packs a punch.
★★★★7/8 out of ★★★★★
Because autopsies aren't creepy enough on their own.