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Stark, Smart, and Moody clockwork horror that contemplates fate and predictive behavior.
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Gonzo, Gory, a little meta, a little offensive, and a big step up for the venerable franchise.
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Trees. Lots of spooky, spooky trees.
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You're gonna wish it was just lyme disease.
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A found footage anthology, complete with a hand-written note of spookiness!
★1/2 out of ★★★★★
They're losing interest. Quick! Get naked!
Do you like weddings, psychology, inheritances and people talking in Trans-Atlantic accents? Oh... and do you like classic monsters? Then listen in to Episode XXV where we discuss the rise and fall of the first age of Horror movies!
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This guy's got more than skeletons in his closet.
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"Don't spend it all in one place" applies to movies, too.
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Sometimes, just sometimes, a quiet stay in a bucolic looney bin really helps one’s psyche.
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When a coach, teacher, parent, or peer says “...hey there, that was a really competent job.” Competent? Yeah. Competent. A really condescending term that points to the ultimate in back-handed compliments. It’s not bad, per se, but it ain’t great either. Enter The Last Exorcism. A really competent piece of filmmaking.
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A Brooding and beautiful, if fairly straightforward modern Irish horror folktale.
*** out of *****
You want to see an off-the-chain Nicolas Cage? Here you go! Go crazy, Nic.
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Directed by Jennifer Kent.
A keystone film in the new golden age of horror films. A story on how a mother and her troubled son struggle with grief, which spins into fear and then madness.
★★★out of ★★★★★ Directed by William Girdler. In 2013 Steven Speilberg and some other guy named George Lucas stood in...
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Apparently, the woods are full of chatty rednecks and a pervy Bigfoot.
★★★out of ★★★★★ Oh Lucio Fulci is there anything you can’t do? Between the hacking, the slashing, the stabbing, the cutting,...
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Directed by Jonathon Milott and Cary Murnion
The zombie-pocalypse begins in an elementary school playground, and the kids turn on the teachers. Bloody (occasionally) and goofy (sometimes) mayhem (almost) ensues. Shrugs all around.
★★.5 out of ★★★★★ Hmmm…this one’s a real puzzler. Playing with time, space, roles, and well, the fundamental tenets of horror. ...
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Consider it Death's first apartment.
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Directed by Jeremy Dyson and Andy Nyman
A tense and twisty semi-anthology of paranormal de-bunking whose fateful ending makes you rewind the the events of the film when you're walking out of the theater in this clever British offering.
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Pick a plot, any plot! It's a regular story line buffet!
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About a 10 out of 25 on the Scary Meter.
Directed by Babak Anvari
An exotic spin on a familiar tale. It's a Persian Poltergeist! This genie is not here to grant any wishes.
★★.5 out of ★★★★★
Pazuzu? Seriously you can't come up with a scarier demon name?
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Intensity: 🩸🩸 out of 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
Directed by Jon Wright Probably a 10 on the Scary Meter. A boozy and cheeky creature feature that, a bit like alcohol consumption, is a lot of fun at the beginning and doesn't sit so well the longer you consume it.
★ out of ★★★★★
Sometimes a twist ending is just annoying.