★★ out of ★★★★★
Pick a plot, any plot! It's a regular story line buffet!
★ out of ★★★★★
Sometimes a twist ending is just annoying.
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Add another 1/2 if you're a big fan of Finnish rock music or the Amiga.
★★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Because hockey masks never go out of style.
★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Is it real or is it... oh, nevermind.
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
★★★★★ out of ★★★★★
A silent, black & white labor of love. Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Repeat after me... Shortcuts are never a good idea.
★★ out of ★★★★★
Who knew the Dark Net was so confusing?
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Because high school can be... murder.
(That was my Horatio Caine impression. Not bad, eh?)
Anna And The Apocalypse Is Coming To The US
A zombie apocalypse Christmas movie musical? Hallelujah!
A shortcut? What a great idea! Thank you, creepy gas station attendant!
★★★★7/8 out of ★★★★★
Because autopsies aren't creepy enough on their own.
