A horror film so notable that we have TWO reviewers on this one! I think you may have heard about...
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Good artists create and great artists steal. So what can be said about someone who steals from a book/screenplay of...
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Pure brilliance. Elegant simplicity. Well if Regency pictures came to me and asked me for a pull-quote blurb, that’s what I’d say. Because it’s true.
Seems simple enough. Just shut your eyes…and scream. According to the brain trust over at IMDB this little chiller was...
★★★★.5 out of ★★★★★ Directed by Joko Anwar Why is it that so many contemporary films are pining for the days of...
Run sister, run! Get out there! Pronto! According to the horror team at IMDB this fun little slab of celluloid...
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The class of 81 is going out in style and they're having the time of their life...
Ain’t no horror festival like to the Portland Horror Festival — cuz the Portland Horror Festival don’t stop! This one...
Good artists create. Great artist steal. No truer words could ever be spoken regarding the horror genre.
Has there ever been a good Bigfoot movie? Well…that’s debatable. But this one looks like it could really be contender....
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When a coach, teacher, parent, or peer says “...hey there, that was a really competent job.” Competent? Yeah. Competent. A really condescending term that points to the ultimate in back-handed compliments. It’s not bad, per se, but it ain’t great either. Enter The Last Exorcism. A really competent piece of filmmaking.
★★★out of ★★★★★ Oh Lucio Fulci is there anything you can’t do? Between the hacking, the slashing, the stabbing, the cutting,...
★★.5 out of ★★★★★ Hmmm…this one’s a real puzzler. Playing with time, space, roles, and well, the fundamental tenets of horror. ...
Get in that way back machine. No not that one. That way, way, way back machine. Because we're going back in time before mankind knew of color or sound.
Shame. Guilt. Dishonor. Dereliction. Sin. Or, maybe we were just busy that weekend.
★★★ out of ★★★★★ When your film’s foundation is ensconced in werewolves, witches, ghosts, lots of present day political allegory,...
★out of ★★★★★ It’s rather rare that I, or for that matter, any reviewer starts a review with “…don’t watch this...
What is that?!?! Is this sort of like when your local superstore starts putting out Halloween decorations in June? Sure....
Ah. Near 1970s perfection. Gory, but not too gory. Pretty people, but not too pretty. Scary, but not too scary. Jaws rip-off, but not too plagiaristic. Government conspiracy, but not too conspiracy-ish.
★★★.5 out of ★★★★★ SOMETHING. DOES. NOT. FEEL. RIGHT. We’ve all been there, right? A friend invites you to this super...
You’d think dating Justin Bieber would be the scariest thing that there ever once was. Turns out, dating young Biebs […]
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The Scariest Things got to check out the World Premiere of this Northwest myth put to film at the Portland Horror Film Festival!
It’s WORLD CUP time. That means lots, and lots, and lots of football — and the UNDEAD! Haven’t seen this...
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Sometimes, just sometimes, a quiet stay in a bucolic looney bin really helps one’s psyche.
Just save your pennies and you might get a new TV too. But beware, there might be something living inside...
CAN’T. BE. DONE. That film is sacrosanct! It’s untouchable. It’s pure perfection and should never be subject to the sleazy...
Hot damn! This one’s a winner. Peter Cushing + Skulls + the Marquis De Sade = a perfect pile of...
“I’m So proud of my boys they never forget their mama.” Kinda says it all…doesn’t it. Happy Mother’s Day from...
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Pazuzu? Seriously you can't come up with a scarier demon name?