★ out of ★★★★★ Really? The most boring jump scare ever? Good premise plus good actor does not equate to good...
Evil! Creepy! Terrifying! Retro! Pure perfection! 😈😈😈 ...
Scary films we are looking forward to in 2018…and you should be too!...
What’s scarier than scary? People, things, and unnatural beings that KILL! Join us for Episode IX where we look at...
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ A VHS box really is worth a thousand words… Sometimes a picture’s worth a thousand words, sometimes...
Die Nacht Der Creeps! There’s something about the Night of the Creeps in German that just makes it pinch creepier. ...
Dear god…where do these people come from? More importantly, who makes this stuff up? Some of the grizzliest, nastiest, most...
Thumper, Ben, Lassie, Willard, Cujo...my pet gator? Why have you chosen to forsake me?
Is is horror? Is it sci-fi? Is it horror-sci-fi? Does it have space aliens? Are those furry little space aliens scary?
Shame. Guilt. Dishonor. Dereliction. Sin. Or, maybe we were just busy that weekend.
Hot damn! This one’s a winner. Peter Cushing + Skulls + the Marquis De Sade = a perfect pile of...
★★★out of ★★★★★ Directed by William Girdler. In 2013 Steven Speilberg and some other guy named George Lucas stood in...
★★★out of ★★★★★
When a coach, teacher, parent, or peer says “...hey there, that was a really competent job.” Competent? Yeah. Competent. A really condescending term that points to the ultimate in back-handed compliments. It’s not bad, per se, but it ain’t great either. Enter The Last Exorcism. A really competent piece of filmmaking.
Holy crap! It’s here, it’s here, it’s here!!! Is it good? Will you see it? Will you take a date?...
★★★ out of ★★★★★ A little of the old chomp, chomp, chomp… Gratuituous. GRA-TU-I-TOUS! In all of its campy glory that’s Piranha. ...
Piranha II: The Spawning…available on laser disc! Scary!...
★★★★out of ★★★★★
Uh...are you sure you want me to crawl in the oven, Grandma?
★★ out of ★★★★★ Ok…here’s the deal, this movie a) doesn’t really involve a monster, and b) isn’t filmed at Crater...
Boozy, trashy, low-budget, junk, ill-conceived, poor, without merit, repugnant, the worst of the worst….BUT OH SO SATISFYING! Going through decades...
★★.5 out of ★★★★★
The Worms Are Waiting!
You love 'em. You hate 'em. You don't know where to start. You worship at their altar. All these things are true. One of the most polemic (and satisfying) devices in the horror genre -- shaky cam/found footage flics.
★★.5 out of ★★★★★
Pazuzu? Seriously you can't come up with a scarier demon name?
“I’m So proud of my boys they never forget their mama.” Kinda says it all…doesn’t it. Happy Mother’s Day from...
CAN’T. BE. DONE. That film is sacrosanct! It’s untouchable. It’s pure perfection and should never be subject to the sleazy...
Just save your pennies and you might get a new TV too. But beware, there might be something living inside...
★★★ out of ★★★★★
Sometimes, just sometimes, a quiet stay in a bucolic looney bin really helps one’s psyche.
Good artists create. Great artist steal. No truer words could ever be spoken regarding the horror genre.