It's time to get your new locker combination and a bunch of #2 pencils, because Summer is over, folks. It's time to go back to school to get your scares on! Episode 74 is waiting in the gym to beat you up.
★ out of ★★★★★ It looks like a horror film. It acts like a horror film. It’s directed by cinema great and heir to the Hitchcock throne. Its promotional materials portend horror is just around the corner. But don’t be fooled, this super-star-packed 1970s telekinetic hype machine is nothing but a boring and unnecessarily long after-school special.
Shame. Guilt. Dishonor. Dereliction. Sin. Or, maybe we were just busy that weekend.
As Summer fades into fall, we leave the summer camps behind and prepare for the thrill and dread of millions. We're going back to school! Nooooo!!!