★★ out of ★★★★★
The Yellow Night indicated it might be a psychedelic cosmic horror show. Nope! It is a teen-angst movie full of banal and unconvincing dialogue among a group of Brazilian high school grads. And, there might be a cosmic gate in the creepy shed at the beach house they are staying in, but the characters pay it no mind, and neither does the plot.
★★ out of ★★★★★
Apparently, the woods are full of chatty rednecks and a pervy Bigfoot.
★★ out of ★★★★★
There is no thumbs up icon for this clichéd slog about a ghost girl on a warpath.
★★ out of ★★★★★
"Don't spend it all in one place" applies to movies, too.
★★ out of ★★★★★
Pick a plot, any plot! It's a regular story line buffet!
★★ out of ★★★★★
Who knew the Dark Net was so confusing?
★★ out of ★★★★★
A pointlessly violent movie about pointless violence in the office.








