Get your bunny suit on. That cabin in the woods is a real mess.
It’s probably best for you not to think too hard about this. But, maybe you want to be a crime scene investigator. After looking at this infographic, maybe you won’t want to.
In a somewhat bizarre form of advertising, Aftermath, a biohazard remediation company, (I guess somebody has to do it), has produced a series of infographics that tell you why you just might need their help. For your sake, I really hope you never do need to use them. C.S.I. never seemed so unappealing. However, they do have a dark sense of humor about their work, and they have produced this handy dandy chart of why you wouldn’t want to try and clean up after a Jason Voorhees killing rampage.
Violent crime scenes are a yucky situation, ladies and gentlemen… if you probably didn’t figure that out already. However, I wonder how much cleaning is required if it’s all stage blood and Caro syrup. That’s probably also a thankless task. Very sticky, at a minimum.
