★★★ out of ★★★★★ A little of the old chomp, chomp, chomp… Gratuituous. GRA-TU-I-TOUS! In all of its campy glory that’s Piranha. ...
★★ out of ★★★★★
Further proof that Lovecraft-y movies just aren't the same without Jeffrey Combs.
★★★out of ★★★★★
When a coach, teacher, parent, or peer says “...hey there, that was a really competent job.” Competent? Yeah. Competent. A really condescending term that points to the ultimate in back-handed compliments. It’s not bad, per se, but it ain’t great either. Enter The Last Exorcism. A really competent piece of filmmaking.
★★★★★ out of ★★★★★
You better watch out. You better not cry... Santa Claus is coming to town.