★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Trees. Lots of spooky, spooky trees.
Robert’s Review: Orphan (2009)
★★★ out of ★★★★★
Kids are creepy, but are they horrific?
Robert’s Review: Feral (2017)
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
You’re gonna wish it was just lyme disease.
Movie Posters We Love: Big Legend (2018)
Has there ever been a good Bigfoot movie? Well…that’s debatable. But this one looks like it could really be contender. […]
Robert’s Review: Scarecrows (2017)
★★ out of ★★★★★
Welcome to the stinkiest cornfield in history.
Amy’s Review: The Fear Footage (2018)
★★ of ★★★★★
A found footage anthology, complete with a hand-written note of spookiness!
Robert’s Review: Darkness Wakes (2017)
★1/2 out of ★★★★★
They’re losing interest. Quick! Get naked!
The Scariest Things Podcast Episode XXV: The Peak and the End of the Golden Age of Horror
Do you like weddings, psychology, inheritances and people talking in Trans-Atlantic accents? Oh… and do you like classic monsters? Then listen in to Episode XXV where we discuss the rise and fall of the first age of Horror movies!
Scariest Interview: Behind the Scenes with Writer/Director F.C. Rabbath
A Scariest Things exclusive! An interview with F.C. Rabbath, writer/director of A Brilliant Monster.
Horror Movie News: Halloween Trailer is Here!
Holy crap! It’s here, it’s here, it’s here!!! Is it good? Will you see it? Will you take a date? […]
Robert’s Review: A Brilliant Monster (2018)
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
This guy’s got more than skeletons in his closet.
Horror Movie (TV?) News: The Suspiria Trailer
The movie that could not be re-made… has been re-made. Good pedigree. But a very daunting task for Luca Guadagnino and cast.
Robert’s Review: Dead List (2018)
★★ out of ★★★★★
“Don’t spend it all in one place” applies to movies, too.
Robert’s Review: From the Dark (2014)
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
This ain’t no sparkly vampire.
Mike’s Review: Shock (1977)
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Sometimes, just sometimes, a quiet stay in a bucolic looney bin really helps one’s psyche.
Mike’s Review: The Last Exorcism (2010)
★★★out of ★★★★★
When a coach, teacher, parent, or peer says “…hey there, that was a really competent job.” Competent? Yeah. Competent. A really condescending term that points to the ultimate in back-handed compliments. It’s not bad, per se, but it ain’t great either. Enter The Last Exorcism. A really competent piece of filmmaking.
Movie Posters We Love: The Video Dead (1987)
Just save your pennies and you might get a new TV too. But beware, there might be something living inside […]
Eric’s Review: The Hallow (2015)
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A Brooding and beautiful, if fairly straightforward modern Irish horror folktale.
Eric’s Review: Mom and Dad (2018)
*** out of *****
You want to see an off-the-chain Nicolas Cage? Here you go! Go crazy, Nic.
Eric’s Review: The Babadook (2014 ) Including the Pop-up Book flip through.
★★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Directed by Jennifer Kent.
A keystone film in the new golden age of horror films. A story on how a mother and her troubled son struggle with grief, which spins into fear and then madness.
Amy’s Review: #Screamers (2016)
★★out of ★★★★★
A silly premise spread too thin.
Movie Posters We Love: Horror of the Blood Monsters (1970)
Suffice it to say there’s a lot to unpack here. There’s monsters! There’s blood! There’s blood monsters! There’s bat demons! […]
The Scariest Things Podcast Episode XXIV: An Interview with the Portland Horror Film Festival
Mike and Eric got a chance to sit down with Brian and Gwen Callahan, the organizers of the upcoming Portland Horror Film Festival. Madness and mayhem ensued! Or, at least some great horror movie conversations.
Mike’s Review: Asylum of Satan (1972)
★★★out of ★★★★★ In 2013 Steven Speilberg and some other guy named George Lucas stood in front of a group […]
Robert’s Review: Primal Rage (2018)
★★ out of ★★★★★
Apparently, the woods are full of chatty rednecks and a pervy Bigfoot.
Mike’s Review: The New York Ripper (1982)
★★★out of ★★★★★ Oh Lucio Fulci is there anything you can’t do? Between the hacking, the slashing, the stabbing, the cutting, […]
Eric’s Review: Cooties (2014)
★★ 1/2 out of ★★★★★
Directed by Jonathon Milott and Cary Murnion
The zombie-pocalypse begins in an elementary school playground, and the kids turn on the teachers. Bloody (occasionally) and goofy (sometimes) mayhem (almost) ensues. Shrugs all around.
The Scariest Things Podcast: Episode XXIII The Best Horror Remakes
CAN’T. BE. DONE. That film is sacrosanct! It’s untouchable. It’s pure perfection and should never be subject to the sleazy […]
Mike’s Review: The Blackcoat’s Daughter (2015)
★★.5 out of ★★★★★ Hmmm…this one’s a real puzzler. Playing with time, space, roles, and well, the fundamental tenets of horror. […]
Movie Posters We Love: The Skull (1965)
Hot damn! This one’s a winner. Peter Cushing + Skulls + the Marquis De Sade = a perfect pile of […]