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Wait… do demons recognize daylight savings?
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Horror Movie News: Knock off all that ‘clucking’ or else…
A warning from Hereditary’s Charlie Graham.
Robert’s Review: Without Name (2016)
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Trees. Lots of spooky, spooky trees.
Robert’s Review: Orphan (2009)
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Kids are creepy, but are they horrific?
Robert’s Review: Feral (2017)
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
You’re gonna wish it was just lyme disease.
Robert’s Review: Scarecrows (2017)
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Welcome to the stinkiest cornfield in history.
Robert’s Review: Darkness Wakes (2017)
★1/2 out of ★★★★★
They’re losing interest. Quick! Get naked!
Scariest Interview: Behind the Scenes with Writer/Director F.C. Rabbath
A Scariest Things exclusive! An interview with F.C. Rabbath, writer/director of A Brilliant Monster.
Robert’s Review: A Brilliant Monster (2018)
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
This guy’s got more than skeletons in his closet.
Robert’s Review: Dead List (2018)
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“Don’t spend it all in one place” applies to movies, too.
Robert’s Review: From the Dark (2014)
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
This ain’t no sparkly vampire.
Robert’s Review: Primal Rage (2018)
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Apparently, the woods are full of chatty rednecks and a pervy Bigfoot.
Robert’s Review: Gehenna: Where Death Lives (2016)
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Consider it Death’s first apartment.
Robert’s Review: The Sound (2017)
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Pick a plot, any plot! It’s a regular story line buffet!
Robert’s Review: The Executioners (2018)
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Sometimes a twist ending is just annoying.
Robert’s Review: Pyewacket (2017)
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Kids these days, amirite?
Robert’s Review: It Came From The Desert (2017)
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Add another 1/2 if you’re a big fan of Finnish rock music or the Amiga.
Happy birthday, Roger Corman!
So many movies! And some were even good…
Robert’s Review: Never Hike Alone (2017)
★★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Because hockey masks never go out of style.
Robert’s Review: Cut Shoot Kill (2017)
★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Is it real or is it… oh, nevermind.
Robert’s Review: Apartment 212 (2017)
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Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bedbugs bite.
Robert’s Review: The Call of Cthulhu (2005)
★★★★★ out of ★★★★★
A silent, black & white labor of love. Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
Robert’s Review: Cold Skin (2017)
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Because who doesn’t love fish people?
Horror Movie News: Cold Skin Opens June 1
Look out! The fishpocalypse is a-comin’!
Robert’s Review: The Ritual (2017)
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Repeat after me… Shortcuts are never a good idea.
Robert’s Review: Selfie From Hell (2018)
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Who knew the Dark Net was so confusing?
Robert’s Review: Tragedy Girls (2017)
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Because high school can be… murder.
(That was my Horatio Caine impression. Not bad, eh?)
Horror Movie News: Anna And The Apocalypse Is Coming To The US
Anna And The Apocalypse Is Coming To The US
A zombie apocalypse Christmas movie musical? Hallelujah!
Robert’s Review: Family Possessions (2016)
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When grandmas go bad.
Horror Travel News: The Moroccan Hills Have Eyes
A shortcut? What a great idea! Thank you, creepy gas station attendant!