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Mike’s review: The Night Evelyn Came out of the Grave (1971)
★★.5 out of ★★★★★
The Worms Are Waiting!
The Scariest Things Podcast Episode XV: The Best Darn Hillbilly Horror
Dear god…where do these people come from? More importantly, who makes this stuff up? Some of the grizzliest, nastiest, most […]
Mike’s Fav’ Horror Guilty Pleasures!
Boozy, trashy, low-budget, junk, ill-conceived, poor, without merit, repugnant, the worst of the worst….BUT OH SO SATISFYING! Going through decades […]
The Scariest Things Podcast Episode XIV: The best PG and PG-13 Horror Flicks
ids. Tweens. Teens. Neighbors. Co-workers. Scaredy cats. Squeamish about horror and don’t know where to start? Want to fully indoctrinate your kids in to the unforgiving world of horror? Need something to chat about around the workplace water-cooler — besides Stormy Daniels?
movie posters we love: Night of the Creeps (1986)
Die Nacht Der Creeps! There’s something about the Night of the Creeps in German that just makes it pinch creepier. […]
movie posters we love: night of the blood beast (1958)
What?!?!? Was Alien the ultimate rip-off? Gestating aliens. Space travelers. Night of the Blood Beast has these things and more! […]
Movie Posters We Love: Eyeball (1975)
A stabbing nightmare becomes a living terror?!?!?! Come on! What’s not to love about the tagline alone. That’s just pure […]
The Scariest Things Podcast Episode XII: The Greatest Horror Directors
Roger Corman, James Wan, George Romero, Alfred Hitchcock, Dario Argento, Steven Spielberg, Stanley Kubrick, Tobe Hooper, Jennifer Kent, Mario Bava, […]
Mike’s Review: the Crater Lake Monster (1977)
★★ out of ★★★★★ Ok…here’s the deal, this movie a) doesn’t really involve a monster, and b) isn’t filmed at Crater […]
Mike’s Review: Final Terror (1983)
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ Here’s a good one…Daryl Hannah (Splash), Joe Pantoliano (Risky Business) , Adrian Zmed (Bachelor Party), Rachel Ward […]
The Scariest Things Podcast — Episode X: Our Favorite Kid Themed Horror Movies
It’s The Scariest Things TENTH show! So hard to believe we’ve made it this far. This episode our focus is on horror movies involving kids. And no, we’re not talking about Horror Movies FOR Kids… that may need to be a future Podcast. Fear of kids. Fear for kids. Fear of parenting. Face it, there are few things in this world as scary as kids! Particularly if they have wet hair, and are really really pale. AIIIEEEEE! Children! When the danger comes from the smallest and most innocent of us, it packs that much more shock value. And, nothing taps into your alligator brain like the fear of losing a child. Hooray Horror!
The Scariest Things Podcast — Episode XI: Guilty Pleasures
Sometimes, you have to love a horror movie, warts and all.
Happy Valentine’s Day Horror Fans!
Happy Valentine’s Day from 1981!
Mike’s Review: The Mutilator (1984)
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ A VHS box really is worth a thousand words… Sometimes a picture’s worth a thousand words, sometimes […]
Mike’s Review: The Visit (2015)
★★★★out of ★★★★★
Uh…are you sure you want me to crawl in the oven, Grandma?
The Scariest Things Podcast – Episode IX: Favorite Killers
What’s scarier than scary? People, things, and unnatural beings that KILL! Join us for Episode IX where we look at […]
Happy Birthday George Romero!
Happy birthday to the greatest of all time!
The Scariest Things Podcast Episode VIII: Anticipating 2018
Scary films we are looking forward to in 2018…and you should be too! https://media.blubrry.com/scariest_things/p/scariestthingscom.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/scariest-things-8.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: […]
Movie Posters We Love: Maniac (1980)
I warned you not to go out tonight!
Mike’s Review: Prom Night II: Hello Mary Lou (1987)
★★★ out of ★★★★★ Supernatural doo wop revenge — telekinesis style! Thirty years after her accidental death at her 1957 senior […]
MOVIES POSTERS WE LOVE: The Evil Dead
The ultimate experience in grueling terror!!!
MOVIE POSTERS WE LIKE: HOUSE OF THE DEVIL
Evil! Creepy! Terrifying! Retro! Pure perfection! 😈😈😈
Mike’s Top 10 Zombie Flicks!
Zombie: A corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, especially in certain African and Caribbean religions. synonyms: living dead, undead, […]
MOVIE POSTERS WE LOVE: PIRANHA II
Piranha II: The Spawning…available on laser disc! Scary!
Mike’s Review: the Vault (2017)
★ out of ★★★★★ Really? The most boring jump scare ever? Good premise plus good actor does not equate to good […]
Mike’s Review: Piranha (2010)
★★★ out of ★★★★★ A little of the old chomp, chomp, chomp… Gratuituous. GRA-TU-I-TOUS! In all of its campy glory that’s Piranha. […]
Mike’s Review: Three on a Meathook (1972)
★★.5 out of ★★★★★
Chop-Chop-Chop!
The Scariest Things Podcast — Episode VII: Favorite Monster Movies
Kaiju! Relics! Creatures! Demons! Werewolves! This monster-centric episode has it all. Animals? Sci-Fi? Humans? Are these monsters? Let us break […]
The Scariest Things Podcast — Episode VI: Favorite Ghost Movies
👻👻👻 Ghosts! Yes. Ghosts! We got ’em. We DARE you to check out the Scariest Things Podcast episode VI where we […]