★★ out of ★★★★★ Witches are a tricky lot. Literally. Filled with deceit and deception. They conjur up horrible thoughts in your tiny little brain. They’re always on the hunt for a new (or renewed) sacrifice. Most importantly they travel in unrelenting satanic packs of malice. The Pale Door has more fiends than you can shake a stick at, but, unfortunately, doesn’t do a whole heck of a lot with this spooky pile of occult weirdos.
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The Scariest Things Podcast Episode CVIII: Witches
Witches. They used to strike fear in communities throughout the world. But Sabrina, Samantha, and Hermione have taken some of the edge off of the concept of the witch. Can a movie about witches still provide scares? Abso-witching-lutely!
Robert’s Review: Mass Hysteria (2019)
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
While it’s more comedy than horror, this splattery witch-based tale is an entertaining cat & mouse chase around Salem, Massachusetts.
Robert’s Fantasia 2019 Review: The Wretched (2019)
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Reminding us that witches are supposed to be scary.
Eric’s Review: The Witch (2015)
★★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A bleak tale of the fraying of a family’s trust, and the creepiest goat in the history of film.
Robert’s Review: Family Possessions (2016)
★★ out of ★★★★★
When grandmas go bad.
Robert’s Review: The Autopsy Of Jane Doe (2016)
★★★★7/8 out of ★★★★★
Because autopsies aren’t creepy enough on their own.