★★ out of ★★★★★
Ok, I gotta get something off my chest. I saw the trailer for this beauty back in 1985 and was so horrified by its content I could have sworn that I’d seen the whole film — front to back. This was some seriously dense scar tissue built up over the years. But alas, I’d never seen this flic. That was, until a couple weeks ago.
I have no idea what’s going on with this bag of crazy…other than the fact that it’s…crazy! Check out tons […]
You love ’em. You hate ’em. You don’t know where to start. You worship at their altar. All these things are true. One of the most polemic (and satisfying) devices in the horror genre — shaky cam/found footage flics.
That’s OK…I’m not a huge fan of shish kebab.
★★ out of ★★★★★
Ok…I think it’s time for you guys to leave.
★★.5 out of ★★★★★
The Worms Are Waiting!
I’m not crazy! I swear! This intense thriller is arriving soon to a theater near you. Stephen. Soderbergh. Shooting an […]
Dear god…where do these people come from? More importantly, who makes this stuff up? Some of the grizzliest, nastiest, most […]
Boozy, trashy, low-budget, junk, ill-conceived, poor, without merit, repugnant, the worst of the worst….BUT OH SO SATISFYING! Going through decades […]
ids. Tweens. Teens. Neighbors. Co-workers. Scaredy cats. Squeamish about horror and don’t know where to start? Want to fully indoctrinate your kids in to the unforgiving world of horror? Need something to chat about around the workplace water-cooler — besides Stormy Daniels?
What?!?!? Was Alien the ultimate rip-off? Gestating aliens. Space travelers. Night of the Blood Beast has these things and more! […]
A stabbing nightmare becomes a living terror?!?!?! Come on! What’s not to love about the tagline alone. That’s just pure […]
Roger Corman, James Wan, George Romero, Alfred Hitchcock, Dario Argento, Steven Spielberg, Stanley Kubrick, Tobe Hooper, Jennifer Kent, Mario Bava, […]
★★ out of ★★★★★ Ok…here’s the deal, this movie a) doesn’t really involve a monster, and b) isn’t filmed at Crater […]
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ Here’s a good one…Daryl Hannah (Splash), Joe Pantoliano (Risky Business) , Adrian Zmed (Bachelor Party), Rachel Ward […]
Sometimes, you have to love a horror movie, warts and all.
Happy Valentine’s Day from 1981!
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ A VHS box really is worth a thousand words… Sometimes a picture’s worth a thousand words, sometimes […]
★★★★out of ★★★★★
Uh…are you sure you want me to crawl in the oven, Grandma?
What’s scarier than scary? People, things, and unnatural beings that KILL! Join us for Episode IX where we look at […]
Happy birthday to the greatest of all time!
Scary films we are looking forward to in 2018…and you should be too! https://media.blubrry.com/scariest_things/p/scariesthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/scariest-things-8.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: […]
I warned you not to go out tonight!
The ultimate experience in grueling terror!!!
Evil! Creepy! Terrifying! Retro! Pure perfection! 😈😈😈
★ out of ★★★★★ Really? The most boring jump scare ever? Good premise plus good actor does not equate to good […]
★★★ out of ★★★★★ A little of the old chomp, chomp, chomp… Gratuituous. GRA-TU-I-TOUS! In all of its campy glory that’s Piranha. […]
★★.5 out of ★★★★★
Chop-Chop-Chop!
Kaiju! Relics! Creatures! Demons! Werewolves! This monster-centric episode has it all. Animals? Sci-Fi? Humans? Are these monsters? Let us break […]
You knew we’d get there…ZOMBIES! The best. Join in and listen to the Scariest Things Podcast as we discuss the […]
