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It’s not a sharksploitation film unless someone yells “get out of the water!"
Forget the slow burn, let's get this show off with a BANG! It doesn't guarantee that the movie is going to be great, but making a good first impression, like a blind date, can shape the rest of your experience.
Kids. Tweens. Teens. Neighbors. Co-workers. Scaredy cats. Squeamish about horror and don't know where to start? Want to fully indoctrinate your kids in to the unforgiving world of horror? Need something to chat about around the workplace water-cooler -- besides Stormy Daniels?
Can music make a film? Break a film? Raise the hairs on the back of your head? Make you curl up in a ball and weep? You bet your bottom dollar! Open you ears and tune in to the ten most evil soundtracks your little ears ever did hear!
Scary movie, scary film, and SUPER-scary soundtrack! Technically this is not a post about a poster, but more about the...
★★★ out of ★★★★★ A little of the old chomp, chomp, chomp… Gratuituous. GRA-TU-I-TOUS! In all of its campy glory that’s Piranha. ...