★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
This guy’s got more than skeletons in his closet.
Tag Archive for ‘***1/2’
Eric’s Review: The Hallow (2015)
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A Brooding and beautiful, if fairly straightforward modern Irish horror folktale.
Robert’s Review: It Came From The Desert (2017)
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Add another 1/2 if you’re a big fan of Finnish rock music or the Amiga.
Eric’s Review: Splinter (2008)
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Too bad the director and editors didn’t have more faith in their own monster effects.
Eric’s Review: Final Destination (2000)
★1/2 out of ★★★★★
This is what passed for mid-budget horror in 2000. A fine premise is completely undone by cliches and a bevy of poorly rendered characters making terrible decisions.
Eric’s Review: Creep (2014)
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
It also could have been called Weirdo. (Paging Thom Yorke!)
Robert’s Review: Cut Shoot Kill (2017)
★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Is it real or is it… oh, nevermind.
Robert’s Review: Apartment 212 (2017)
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bedbugs bite.
Amy’s Review: Jigsaw (2017)
★★★½ of ★★★★★
As per the norm: gruesome punishments and crooked cops at least two steps behind.
Eric’s Review: The Shallows (2016)
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A beautiful minimalist survival horror movie.
Eric’s Review: Victor Crowley (2017)
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ So, you wanna see a bloody and stupid fun movie? Victor Crowley is back with his hatchet and […]
Eric’s Review: Happy Death Day (2017)
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Rinse and Repeat, with a Little Dying in Between.
Eric’s Review: Colossal (2016)
★★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A drunken, stumbling Kaiju-as-avatar parable. Goofy, and bittersweet.
Eric’s Review: XX (2017)
★★★1/2 Out of ★★★★★
Four uniquely female takes on horror.
Eric’s Review: Blair Witch (2016)
★★ 1/2 Out of ★★★★★
The subtle terror of the original is replaced with jump scares.
Eric’s Review: Mayhem (2017)
★★★ 1/2 out of ★★★★★
A hyperviolent office revenge fantasy with a different kind of leading man.