★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Directed by Jeremy Dyson and Andy Nyman
A tense and twisty semi-anthology of paranormal de-bunking whose fateful ending makes you rewind the the events of the film when you’re walking out of the theater in this clever British offering.
“I’m So proud of my boys they never forget their mama.” Kinda says it all…doesn’t it. Happy Mother’s Day from […]
This short film may make you reconsider the value of free furniture that has been abandoned.
So… a new Predator movie is heading our way. It’s got a great cast… can it deliver a great story and good scares?
★★ out of ★★★★★
Pick a plot, any plot! It’s a regular story line buffet!
Shame. Guilt. Dishonor. Dereliction. Sin. Or, maybe we were just busy that weekend.
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
About a 10 out of 25 on the Scary Meter.
Directed by Babak Anvari
An exotic spin on a familiar tale. It’s a Persian Poltergeist! This genie is not here to grant any wishes.
★★ out of ★★★★★
Pazuzu? Seriously you can’t come up with a scarier demon name?
Uh…not sure what’s going on here. Or, for that matter, what the exact translation of Tanz Der Damonen is, but…this […]
Keep Portland Weird! And Scary! The Portland Horror Film Festival is going to take off in two stages… May 21, and then later from June 13-16. The Scariest Things will be there!
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Directed by Jon Wright
Probably a 10 on the Scary Meter.
A boozy and cheeky creature feature that, a bit like alcohol consumption, is a lot of fun at the beginning and doesn’t sit so well the longer you consume it.
★ out of ★★★★★
Sometimes a twist ending is just annoying.
Doom comes to your TV Set! The Stephen King TV-verse will premiere on July 25.
Revisiting the first piece of Infographics on The Scariest Things website, this fantastic graphic will get you ready for the TV series Castle Rock, which just got a release date of July 25!
Hurricanes! Florida wildlife gone wild! The blood and guts promise of Aja! Let’s do this, Paramount!
Can music make a film? Break a film? Raise the hairs on the back of your head? You bet your bottom dollar!
1/2★ out of ★★★★★
A poster that promises so much for a film that gives so little. The movie sucks. The poster rocks! Hats off to MGM for a marketing effort on a movie this lousy.
I scream, you scream we all scream for… a good little horror short!
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Scariest Things Scary Meter 8 out of 25
A Heady tale of brotherly bonds strained by the allure and menace of surviving a UFO death cult.
Families in Perth were treated to a trailer for the scariest movie of the generation. Shock, Awe, and a lot of crying were involved!
Wow. Just wow. Haven’t seen this flic, but the posters is a whole bag of cool. I try not to […]
In a nice little bit of yet-to-be-witnessed self-promotion, THE Jamie Lee Curtis declares the new Halloween film to be “Hella […]
Duuuude! Playing a wicked axe was never so apropos. AAAAIIIIIIIYYYEEEAAAH!!
★★ out of ★★★★★
There is no thumbs up icon for this clichéd slog about a ghost girl on a warpath.
Calling Mike Campbell! Director Luca Guadagnino (Call Me By Your Name) is doing a grotesque and gnarly update to the 1977 Dario Argento Classic, featuring Dakota Johnson and Tilda Swinton.
As with all super-successful low budget horror movies, A Quiet Place is getting a sequel. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
The Overlook Film Festival has come to a close, and Eric had the time of his life. New Orleans was the perfect setting for a spooky festival loaded with the best that independent horror had to offer. Listen in for a preview of films that are coming your way soon!
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Kids these days, amirite?
Scary movie, scary film, and SUPER-scary soundtrack! Technically this is not a post about a poster, but more about the […]
★★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
An ambitious Sci-fi action thriller that learns all the right lessons from its precedent source material. Upgrade is what the Robocop reboot should have been. It’s a smart, violent, and kinetic parable of the risks of merging flesh with technology.
