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Because high school can be... murder.
(That was my Horatio Caine impression. Not bad, eh?)
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Shyamalan's Continued Return to Form, and a Chameleon Turn from James McAvoy.
★★★ out of ★★★★★ Supernatural doo wop revenge — telekinesis style! Thirty years after her accidental death at her 1957 senior...
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Orwell meets Romero meets Golding in this apocalyptic tale.
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Because autopsies aren't creepy enough on their own.
Because autopsies aren't creepy enough on their own.
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Efficiency in Horror Craft, The Monster is a compact story that packs a punch.
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Oscar Worthy! (C'mon Hollywood... pick this one.)
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Pure claustrophobia and the most horrifying turkey baster of all time.
★ out of ★★★★★ Really? The most boring jump scare ever? Good premise plus good actor does not equate to good...
★★★ out of ★★★★★ A little of the old chomp, chomp, chomp… Gratuituous. GRA-TU-I-TOUS! In all of its campy glory that’s Piranha. ...
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A scenic one-on-one slow pursuit zombie film in the Mojave Desert.
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Rinse and Repeat, with a Little Dying in Between.
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A drunken, stumbling Kaiju-as-avatar parable. Goofy, and bittersweet.
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A pointlessly violent movie about pointless violence in the office.
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The subtle terror of the original is replaced with jump scares.
★★★ 1/2 out of ★★★★★
A hyperviolent office revenge fantasy with a different kind of leading man.
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The Creeper is back and way less scary than ever!
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It's as about as dumb as you'd expect.
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A Korean zombie rollercoaster! How fun is that?
★★ out of ★★★★★ When a little boy sleeps, his dreams… and his nightmares, come to life. Despite the simple...
★★★ 1/2 out of ★★★★★
The slowest of slow-burn horror... and yet creepily effective.