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A surreal and beautiful movie that is unlike anything you've likely ever seen... at least since 2001: A Space Odyssey.
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Who knew the Dark Net was so confusing?
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ Here’s a good one…Daryl Hannah (Splash), Joe Pantoliano (Risky Business) , Adrian Zmed (Bachelor Party), Rachel Ward...
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As per the norm: gruesome punishments and crooked cops at least two steps behind.
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A beautiful minimalist survival horror movie.
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ A VHS box really is worth a thousand words… Sometimes a picture’s worth a thousand words, sometimes...
★★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A bleak tale of the fraying of a family's trust, and the creepiest goat in the history of film.
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Uh...are you sure you want me to crawl in the oven, Grandma?
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ So, you wanna see a bloody and stupid fun movie? Victor Crowley is back with his hatchet and...
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Can a doctor Google folk legends in time to save a little boy?
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A lost opportunity, and a bridge too far talking point.
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Because high school can be... murder.
(That was my Horatio Caine impression. Not bad, eh?)
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Shyamalan's Continued Return to Form, and a Chameleon Turn from James McAvoy.
★★★ out of ★★★★★ Supernatural doo wop revenge — telekinesis style! Thirty years after her accidental death at her 1957 senior...
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Orwell meets Romero meets Golding in this apocalyptic tale.
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Because autopsies aren't creepy enough on their own.
Because autopsies aren't creepy enough on their own.
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Efficiency in Horror Craft, The Monster is a compact story that packs a punch.
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Oscar Worthy! (C'mon Hollywood... pick this one.)
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Pure claustrophobia and the most horrifying turkey baster of all time.
★ out of ★★★★★ Really? The most boring jump scare ever? Good premise plus good actor does not equate to good...
★★★ out of ★★★★★ A little of the old chomp, chomp, chomp… Gratuituous. GRA-TU-I-TOUS! In all of its campy glory that’s Piranha. ...
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A scenic one-on-one slow pursuit zombie film in the Mojave Desert.
★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
Rinse and Repeat, with a Little Dying in Between.
★★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★
A drunken, stumbling Kaiju-as-avatar parable. Goofy, and bittersweet.
