⭐️⭐️1/2 out of ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
An experimental, kaleidoscope of shaky-cam weirdness. Lovers of slow burning, stream of consciousness film making, this one’s for you!
Tag Archive for ‘2022’
Robert’s Top 10 Horror Films of 2022
The Golden Age of Horror continues to churn out fun, exciting, imaginative, shocking, and innovative delights for all!
Robert’s Review: Yule Log (2022)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ out of ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Ancient curses! Decapitation! Time travel! Hillbillies! Rental property! Aliens! If you’re a fan of absurdist horror/comedy, this one’s right up your alley.
Mike’s Review: Hellraiser (2022)
📍📍📍 out of 📍📍📍📍📍
You either love the Cenobites or you don’t. You’re either interested in freaky BDSM emo-demons or you’re not. You either like non-linear otherworldly sci-fi based horror or it holds little interest to you. It’s possible there’s a third category — indifference — and that’s probably where I fall on the Hellraiser spectrum.
Robert’s Review: Room 203 (2022)
⭐️⭐️⭐️ out of ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Based on a J-Horror novel by Nanami Kamon, Room 203 serves up familiar tropes in a solid apartment horror flick.
Mike’s Review: Hellbender (2022)
★★★.5 out of ★★★★★
It is oft said that being a parent is the most unique and rewarding experience one could ever have. Simultaneously it’s the most dull and common experience among us. There are highs and lows to be sure, but most of the relationships are spent having a meal, doing laundry, and trying to figure each other out.
Hellbender spends the large majority of its hour and 26 minute run time focused on the more mundane aspects of the parent child relationship, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a wild and peculiar odyssey.
Trailer and Poster Alert: Argento’s Black Glasses!
Fingers crossed — firmly. We here at the Scariest Things Podcast wish nothing but goodwill towards one of, and possibly, the greatest horror directors of all time. But, sadly, Dario Argento Dario has slipped in recent years. Mother of Tears, Dracula 3D , Giallo, and, well, you get the idea. Contrasted with his earlier work you get the maddening sense that father time has finally caught up with this giallo genius.
Mike’s Review: The Runner (2022)
★★.5 out of ★★★★★
To be clear, there’s not a lot of running in 2022’s The Runner. There’s some trundling through the woods and there’s some “running shoes”, but it’s not entirely clear if you you could actually run in the shoes featured in this Shudder film. Think clunky hipster orthopedic running shoes. Probably not optimal for running.
Mike’s Review: Archive 81 (2022)
★★★★.5 out of ★★★★★
Archive 81 is the best piece of horror that’s ever dropped on Netflix and rest assured we’ll be talking about this as one of the best things that 2022 will offer us. Yes, you heard that right.
Movie News! New Jordan Peele Poster, Nope.
If you follow the ol’ Scariest Things Podcast you know that we love our posters! No poster is too weird, too gory, too strange, too horrifying, or too vague.