★★ out of ★★★★★ Who knew that there was a sub-genre of horror known as Coachella Horror? Well there’s not, but you heard it here first. Perfect millennials mixed with impossibly mundane feuding, throw in a couple very stylish floppy hats, a little paranormal fright (but not too much), and a gathering of genetically perfect young ladies and -- POW -- it’s Coachella Horror!
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The planet is running out of animals. Literally and figuratively. Hollyweird has given us sharks (Jaws 1-4), rabbits (Night of the Lepus), bears (Grizzy), fish (Piranha), and man’s best friend (Cujo). There’s even been birds, wolves, snakes, rats, and gators, and whatever the hell a sharktopus is supposed to be. One of the things that Hollyweird hasn’t gotten its money-grubbing paws on is the pig, javelina, or boar – until now.
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
A Scottish, zombie, horror/comedy, Christmas musical! What's not to like??
★★.5 out of ★★★★★ In 2015, when Leatherface principal filming began, something must have been amiss in the cosmos. There...
★★.5 out of ★★★★★ This film is ambitious. The God Inside My Ear lets you know that it’s ambitious from the...
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A Lovecraftian flavored tale starring The Smoking Man and Max Headroom.
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The gilded halls of meta-horror brilliance just got a bit more crowded.
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You're gonna wish it was just lyme disease.
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They're losing interest. Quick! Get naked!
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Add another 1/2 if you're a big fan of Finnish rock music or the Amiga.
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Is it real or is it... oh, nevermind.
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Repeat after me... Shortcuts are never a good idea.
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Because high school can be... murder.
(That was my Horatio Caine impression. Not bad, eh?)
★ out of ★★★★★ Really? The most boring jump scare ever? Good premise plus good actor does not equate to good...
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Filmed entirely in Hertfordshire, England, this charming vampire flick starts slowly, but saves itself with an action-filled second act and a thoroughly satisfying ending.
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A giant pile of poorly executed clichés makes a crappy movie in any language.
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Everything you never knew you needed to know about Psycho's killer shower.
★★ out of ★★★★★ A Wicker Man rip-off with some surprising and enjoyable twists and turns. Directed by Richard Rountree. Allegedly Dogged...
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It's teens vs. a family of zombies in this Kickstarter-funded Shudder exclusive.
★★★★.5 out of ★★★★★ Directed by Joko Anwar Why is it that so many contemporary films are pining for the days of...
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Welcome to the stinkiest cornfield in history.
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Pick a plot, any plot! It's a regular story line buffet!
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Because hockey masks never go out of style.
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Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
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Can a doctor Google folk legends in time to save a little boy?
The award-winning lost-in-the-woods spookfest is coming to Netflix on February 9.
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Rinse and Repeat, with a Little Dying in Between.