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★★★★★ out of ★★★★★
A five star film that’s also simultaneously a one star film? A film that occupies an incredibly rare space. It’s loved. It’s hated. It’s revered. It’s reviled. A film that’s poorly shot, conceived, and acted, but its legendarily awful veneer gives way to a blood soaked interior that’s impossible not to LOVE.
★★.5 out of ★★★★★ Is this really too good to be true? Too bad to be believed? So ridiculous we all laugh with it? Or so horrible we curl up in a cringe-worthy ball of shame? Answer: All of ‘em.
★★★ out of ★★★★★ Written by Charles Band and directed by David Schmoeller There’s some things in life that you...
★★ out of ★★★★★ Hear me out…Craig T. Nelson really is a solid actor. No really. For that matter so...
★★★★.5 out of ★★★★★ Directed by Joko Anwar Why is it that so many contemporary films are pining for the days of...
★★★ out of ★★★★★
You know what’s cool about 1980s horror films?
“I’m So proud of my boys they never forget their mama.” Kinda says it all…doesn’t it. Happy Mother’s Day from...
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ Here’s a good one…Daryl Hannah (Splash), Joe Pantoliano (Risky Business) , Adrian Zmed (Bachelor Party), Rachel Ward...
★★★ out of ★★★★★ Supernatural doo wop revenge — telekinesis style! Thirty years after her accidental death at her 1957 senior...
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ 1983 just called. Your VHS tape is overdue!
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This film doesn’t make a damn bit of sense, but that doesn’t necessarily make it a bad film. Au contraire.
Zombie Lake, AKA, Zombie’s Lake, AKA Le lac des morts vivants, AKA Lake of the Living Dead is a 1981...
Good artists create and great artists steal. So what can be said about someone who steals from a book/screenplay of...
★★out of ★★★★★
The class of 81 is going out in style and they're having the time of their life...
Just save your pennies and you might get a new TV too. But beware, there might be something living inside...
That’s OK…I’m not a huge fan of shish kebab. ...
★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ A VHS box really is worth a thousand words… Sometimes a picture’s worth a thousand words, sometimes...