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What happens when you get a bunch of Canadian SFX folks together and let them loose in the snowy back-country of rural Canada? You get a giant mutant leech sucking onto people's heads, that's what!
So, have you seen a good horror movie lately? The following is a comprehensive list of recommendations for our favorite horror films of all time. It's a horror movie rankers dream! Check out the big list and find a movie that you haven't seen yet... and watch it!
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In 1984, an ambitious epidemiologist with flexible ethics is called on by the government of the USSR to investigate -- and collect samples from -- a top secret research site built inside the deepest hole ever drilled into the Earth.
★★★ out of ★★★★★ Young women. Adventurous young women. Genetically perfect adventurous young women. Impossibly tight spaces. Blind killing creatures who’ve not seen the light of day for millennia. It’s the Descent for the tween generation! Plus, did we mention the forever hunky John Corbett?
Wow! The French sure know how to do it right. Not only does this film poster look nothing like the...
What?!?!? Was Alien the ultimate rip-off? Gestating aliens. Space travelers. Night of the Blood Beast has these things and more!...
★★★★ out of ★★★★★
Repeat after me... Shortcuts are never a good idea.
This big ol' octopus really hates your bridges.
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While no one on the Scariest Things Podcast is a licensed cryptozoologist, it’s fair to say that we all have an interest in this murky science. There’s even a few of us — gasp — that might actual believe in the cryptids! When this most recent offering popped up at the Another Hole in the Head Film fest we knew we had to search it out.
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Everybody had to start somewhere. Alien ripped off The Green Slime. Child’s Play ripped off Magic. Piranha ripped off Jaws. And everyone ripped off Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It should come as no surprise that this year’s weirdo “it” film Malignant is a ripoff, but we’re here to tell you it is.
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Monsters! The rest of the movie is a mess, but man those monsters are cool!
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A fantastic heroine, an amphibious sea monster, and a tropical island. You should already be watching this movie.
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The Scariest Things got to check out the World Premiere of this Northwest myth put to film at the Portland Horror Film Festival!
One of the better modern movie posters. One of the best horror films of the 2000's.
★★ out of ★★★★★ Ok…here’s the deal, this movie a) doesn’t really involve a monster, and b) isn’t filmed at Crater...
Piranha II: The Spawning…available on laser disc! Scary!...
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A drunken, stumbling Kaiju-as-avatar parable. Goofy, and bittersweet.