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Joseph’s Panic Fest Review: TRADER

★★★★ out of ★★★★★ 🩸 out of 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 Tense chiller TRADER boasts energetic direction and editing along with a jaw-dropping performance by Kimberly-Sue Murray as the only character seen on screen, a sociopath bent on making money from day trading, no matter the cost to others.
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Joseph’s Panic Fest Review: BURY THE BRIDE

★★★★ out of ★★★★★ 🩸🩸🩸🩸 out of 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 for otherworldly blood-spilling of various sorts A bachelorette party goes to hell when the groom-to-be springs a supernatural surprise on his fiancée and her friends in this blood-soaked shocker.
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Joseph’s Overlook 2023 Review: TRIM SEASON

★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ 🩸🩸🩸 out of 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 for supernatural carnage Marijuana trimmers find themselves smack dab in the middle of some occult goings-on in this well-paced chiller that debuted at Overlook 2023.
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Joseph’s Overlook Review: CLOCK

★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ 🩸🩸🩸 out of 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 Joseph reviews pregnancy horror film CLOCK, which premiered at Overlook and heads to Hulu on April 28, 2023.
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Joseph’s Review: Daughter 

★★★★ out of ★★★★★ This claustrophobic chiller provides viewers with plenty of meat to mull over while delivering a nerve-wracking battle of wills between a kidnapper who heads up a twisted family unit and his victim.
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Joseph’s Review: Blood 

★★★★ out of ★★★★★ The latest from renowned director Brad Anderson, Blood takes the familiar horror story of a parent who will go to any lengths to save a dying child and succeeds in setting itself apart from the pack thanks to solid direction and acting.
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Joseph’s Review: Wolf Manor 

★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ Lycanthrope lovers take note: This humorous British romp is chock full of loving references to favorite fright fare of the past, as well as grue-filled action boasting plenty of solid-looking practical effects.
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Joseph’s Top 10 Horror Films of 2022

This year had no shortage of incredible fright-fare films, and whittling down my “best of 2022” list to 10 from 20 strong candidates was a difficult task — one so daunting that I had to have two ties, as leaving any of the following features off of my list would have been a travesty. Here is what I ultimately came up with.
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Joseph’s Review: The Lair (2022)

★★★1/2 out of ★★★★★ U.K. creature feature The Lair may not win any awards for originality or win accolades for its characters, but if you are in the mood for action horror with monsters and grue aplenty, it is a fun watch.
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