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Oscar Worthy! (C'mon Hollywood... pick this one.)
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By day, Eric is a mild-mannered Architect, bringing great buildings to the good boys and girls of his hometown of Portland, Oregon. By night, he is a disreputable podcaster looking to promote the best and worst of horror movies!
Tagline says it all: Lovely Woman... Giant Killer Cat... The Same "Person"! It's Super Sensational!
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Pure claustrophobia and the most horrifying turkey baster of all time.
A modern classic. Highly evocative and graphically stunning.
Prioritizing the shambling masses!
Spoiler Alert! Read this after you listen to The Scariest Things Podcast Episode V.
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A scenic one-on-one slow pursuit zombie film in the Mojave Desert.
Having fun with facial distortion phone applications.
The Ultimate Haunted House Comes to the Big Screen
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Rinse and Repeat, with a Little Dying in Between.
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A drunken, stumbling Kaiju-as-avatar parable. Goofy, and bittersweet.
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A pointlessly violent movie about pointless violence in the office.
AMC's Miniseries of a British Arctic Exploration that Goes Horribly Wrong
It's Alive! It's Aliiiiiive! IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!!! (Probably)
The eagerly anticipated superhero-horror movie blend New Mutants, which was due to be released in April of this year is...
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The subtle terror of the original is replaced with jump scares.
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A hyperviolent office revenge fantasy with a different kind of leading man.
I think the reasons why horror movies have had such an impact on me is that the individual moments of...
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The Creeper is back and way less scary than ever!
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It's as about as dumb as you'd expect.
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A Korean zombie rollercoaster! How fun is that?
★★ out of ★★★★★ When a little boy sleeps, his dreams… and his nightmares, come to life. Despite the simple...