In a nice little bit of yet-to-be-witnessed self-promotion, THE Jamie Lee Curtis declares the new Halloween film to be “Hella Scary. According this week’s article in Variety, Curtis said “It will scare the living sh-t out of all of you.” That’s all well and good, but it seems like six months is an awful long time to tease out a film. My worry, and I’m not alone, is that this just might not be all that and a bag-o-chips. […]